Spammity spam!

Received in my inbox a few days ago:

Heya K....

I'm not guaranteed if I am even going to pass you this message, though I should write it or I will go nutts....I dont understand how else to write it..... I have a crush on you. been dreaming about you all the time and I am worried to show my feelings to you...you'll know why if you learned who this is. I may regret this another day, however I know I need to tell you now. I wrote a private blog letter for you ...here it is
private blog for K.
I truely believe I'm not making a stupid mistake however after planning this I know I have to click Send

The link goes to a blogspot account with one entry. This:

Secret Blog for You

Last Updated: Today

You...

If you're reading this I guess you got my e-mail. I'm still not completely sure about this but I can't hide my feelings any longer. I want you to guess who I am and approach me yourself. To help you out with your guessing I made a few pictures and videos with You written on my body. Theyre kind of risque photos so I had to make a profile at http://www.newfriendly.com and post them there. My username in the members area is ILuvYou09. Its a free website but you might need a CC or Debit to verify your age because I had to. Sigh. But anyway sign up at http://www.newfriendly.com and once you are inside search for me. I want you to guess who I am and then approach me yourself. Im shy and this is the bravest thing Ive probably ever done but you need to do the rest.

Posted by Secret Admirer

The link goes to a pay-for-porn site, as might be expected.

Moral of this story:
Dude. If you can't spell and/or use proper punctuation, get out of my inbox. I am not going to call you.

As an aside, a couple of years ago I sang a piece written by a local composer that had text from a number of spam messages that were much more ridiculous then these. He wrote the music to match the ridiculousness of the text.